After World War II, an American soldier was travelling back home from the front. The train was very crowded, but he tried to find a seat. There was one empty, next to an elderly lady, who had her pet westie on it.
He asked, 'Please, madam, excuse me. I am very tired. May I please sit there?
The lady replied, 'No. As you can see, my precious little westie, Miss Whitey is sitting there.'
The soldier walked through the train again without any luck. He turned to the elderly lady again, 'Please, madam, I have been fighting at the front for long months. My feet hurt and I am extremely tired. Could I please sit there?'
The lady replied, 'How rude you are! It is unbelievable! My darling little Miss Whitey is sitting there.'
Now the American soldier lost his temper. He picked up the westie and threw it out the window.
An old man, who saw the whole situation, looked at the American soldier and said, 'You Americans do everything wrong. You drive on the wrong side of the road. Now you have thrown the wrong bitch out the window...'
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