Ambitious Office Seekers
Philip, the ambassador's most trusted butler, died in his sleep one night. The ambassador had asked Morris for advice on almost every subject, from suit colors to pending bills. Actually, Philip had been his closest friend.
So the ambassador was not happy at all when the vulture-like, ambitious office seekers appeared to apply for Philip's position.
'They don't even have the patience to wait until the man is buried!' the ambassador said sadly.
One of these ambitious office seekers made his way to the ambassador's side at the funeral, and asked, 'Is there a chance that I could take Phillip's place?'
The ambassador replied, 'I am sure, but the undertaker is almost finished, so hurry up!'
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