I wanted to visit my husband, so I bought a ticket to South Africa, where he was stationed in the military. At the airport check-in the security guard asked me some standard questions.
'Has anyone given you any packages that you did not pack yourself?' she asked.
I told her that my mother-in-law had given me a box to take to her son.
She looked at me carefully and asked, 'Does she like you?'
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