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African Tribal Chief

Mr. Pitt was traveling with his wife and his mother-in-law in Africa. In a village the mother-in-law said a careless comment, which proved to be a direct insult to the African tribal chief. The native people grabbed all the three of them and took the family to their leader. They were about to suffer from fifty hits on their back with a long stick as punishment. The village traditions were strict, but the tribal chief didn't wanted to be so barbaric. He granted the guests one wish before the punishment.
'I want a pillow on my back,' said Mrs. Pitt first.
'Okay, that shall be granted to you,' said the African tribal chief.
But the pillow was a little bit small, so she got some hits which really hurt.
'I would like two pillows on my back,' said the mother-in-law.
'Okay, that shall be granted to you,' replied the tribal chief.
The mother-in-law received her fifty hits, but hardly felt the pain through the pillows.
Then came Mr. Pitt himself.
'I have two wishes. Can you fulfill them for me?'
'Because you are a guest in our village, I fulfill your wishes, as long as they are reasonable.'
'I would like a hundred hits instead of fifty,' he said.
'It is surprising, but okay. And what is your second wish?' asked the African tribal chief.
'I would like to have my mother-in-law on my back.'
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