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About Dogs and Owners

An architect, a doctor and an lawyer were having lunch at the country club one day. They were talking about dogs and owners. They wanted to find out whose dog is the most intelligent.
The doctor offered to show his dog first, and called to the garden, 'Lincoln, come!'
The dog ran in, and was told by the doctor to do his stuff. Lincoln ran to the golf course and dug for a few minutes, came back with bones and assembled them into a complete, human skeleton. The doctor patted his dog and gave him some cookies.
The architect was not impressed, and called for his dog, 'Floorplan, come!'
The dog ran in, chewed the skeleton to rubble, but then reassembled the fragments into a scale model of the Eiffel Tower. The architect patted his dog and gave him some cookies.
The lawyer was not impressed, and called for his dog, 'Gibberish, come!'
Gibberish entered and immediately stole the other dog's cookies, sold the Eiffel Tower replica to the other club members for a nice profit, and went outside to play golf.
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