8 and 8
The housewife went to the market to buy Alaskan salmon and olive oil.
'How much is it?' she asked the merchant.
'16 euros,' he replied..
'16 euros! For what?' asked back the lady.
The merchant explained, 'The Alaskan salmon is 8 euros, and the olive oil is also 8 euros. So together it comes to 16 euros.'
'I know different. To the best of my recollection, 8 and 8 is 14.'
'What are your saying?'
'As far as I know, 8 and 8 is 14. Look, I had already had 5 children when my first husband died. When I married again, my second husband also had 5 children from his first wife. After getting married, we had together 3 children. So each of us had 8 children, and together we had 13 ! So, you see, 8 and 8 is 13.'
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