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A blonde is looking for a job. She walks into the police department, maybe they can hire her. The police officer first asks her a few questions.
'What's 3+3?' he starts.
'Uhm, 6!' she replies.
'What is the square root of 10000?'
'Uhm, uhm, 100!'
'Very good! Now, let me change the topic. Who killed Abraham Lincoln?'
'Uhm, uhm, uhm... I don't know.'
'Go home, think about it, and come back here tomorrow.'
The blonde goes home. She calls one of her friends, who asks her if she got a job. The blonde answers excitedly, 'I did get the job, moreover I'm already working on a murder case!'
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A stocky man walks into a bar with a quite big piece of asphalt in his hands and says, 'Two drinks please, one for me and one for the road.'
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One day, Brutus Bunny was hopping through the field, snatching all the voles and peck them.
The good fairy appeared, and told him, 'Little Brutus Bunny, this is evil! Stop it, or Mother Nature will turn you into something gooney!'
Brutus Bunny just laughed.
The next day, Brutus Bunny was again hopping through the field, snatching all the voles and peck them.
The good fairy appeared again, and repeated, 'Little Brutus Bunny, this is evil! Stop it, I say, or Mother Nature will turn you into something gooney!'
Brutus Bunny just laughed again.
The next day, Brutus Bunny was still hopping through the field, snatching all the voles and peck them.
This day Mother Nature appeared. And BAMMM, Brutus Bunny was turned into an ugly goon, so he would never to terrorize voles again.
What is the moral?
Hare today, goon tomorrow.
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Q: What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
A: Chocolate chip cookie DOH!
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A salesman asked his manager how to handle people who complained about the current high prices compared to the low ones in the good old days.
He answered, 'Just act surprised. Tell them you didn't suppose that they were old enough to recall them!'
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A police recruit got his last question on his final test, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?'
He replied seriously, 'I would call for backup.'
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One benefit of getting older is that your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
One benefit of getting older is that kidnappers aren't very interested in you.
One benefit of getting older is that your secrets are safe with your friends because they cannot remember them either.
One benefit of getting older is that your eyes won't get much worse.
One benefit of getting older is that no one expects you to run into a burning building.
One benefit of getting older is that there is nothing left to learn the hard way.
One benefit of getting older is that your joints are more precise than the National Weather Service.
One benefit of getting older is that in a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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A little girl came home on Friday afternoon, who has just finished her first week of elementary school.
'This is a waste of time,' she complained to her mother, 'I cannot read, I cannot write, and they do not let me talk!'
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hammond!
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs for breakfast.
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Q: What is first blond, then brown, then blond, then brown?
A: A blonde doing cartwheels.
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