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An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician were traveling by train through Hungary, when they saw a black sheep on a field.
'I see that Hungarian sheep are black,' said the engineer.
'Hmm,' said the physicist, 'I suppose you mean that some Hungarian sheep are black.'
'No,' said the mathematician, 'we only know is that there is at least one sheep in Hungary and at least one side of that one sheep is black!'
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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Russian are viewing the famous painting of Adam and Eve walking in the Garden of Eden.
'Look, they're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are in France,' mused the Frenchman.
'No, look at their calm, their reserve,' disagreed the Englishman, 'The Garden of Eden must be in England.'
'Look, no clothes, no shelter,' the Russian pointed out, 'they have only apple to eat. They are being told this is paradise. Clearly, this is in Russia.'
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A man visited a hunter. He also was given a tour of the hunter's home. In the cottage was a stuffed tiger.
'When did you shoot that tiger?' asked the visitor.
'That was two years ago, when I went hunting with my wife,' replied the hunter.
'It is nice. What's it stuffed with?' asked the visitor.
'My wife.'
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Q: How does a rich, spoiled girl change a light bulb?
A: She says: "Daddy, I want a new apartment!"
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There are three kinds of people in the world.
Those who can count and those who can't.
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On the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union, there was a big march. After the troops, tanks, the planes and the missiles rolled by, there came a couple of men dressed in black.
'Are they spies?' asked Ivan.
'No, they are economists,' replied the KGB director, 'imagine the chaos they will wreak when we set them loose in the U.S.'
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'Doctor, Doctor! Please help me! I keep thinking I am a vampire!'
'Necks please!'
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An engineer was looking for a new job for better salary. He was sure he'd have no trouble finding a new position, because there was several engineer job advertisements in the area. He e-mailed cover letters to all the potential employers and attached his CV to each one. Two weeks later, he was dismayed. He had not received even one request for a job interview. Finally he received a message from an employer. It explained a lot:
"Your CV was not attached as stated. However thank you for the list of the boats on sale."
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Engineering in real life:

1. The rule: "Change the data to fit the curve."

2. Interchangeable parts won't.

3. If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent production units will malfunction.

4. Major changes in construction will always be requested after fabrication is nearly complete.

5. Any device requiring service or adjustment will be the least accessible.

+1: Warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
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A sweet little boy, when someone asked his name, always replied: "I am Mr. Leghorn's son."
His mother told him this was wrong and he must say: "I am Freddie Leghorn."
In Sunday School the priest asked him, 'Aren't you Mr. Leghorn's son?'
He replied, 'I thought I was, but Mummy says I am not.'
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