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Detective Ron entered the confessional and told the priest that he has committed adultery.
'Oh, no,' replied the priest, 'Was it with Lily Smith?'
'I would rather not say who it was...'
'Was it with Barbie Lynn?'
'I would rather not say,' said Ron.
So the priest gave him absolution and Ron left the confessional. At the church door Ron's partner asked if he received absolution.
'Yes partner, and two very good tips to solve the case!'
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Walking through the supermarket, a young guy noticed an elderly lady following him around. He could ignore her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him.
'Pardon me, I'm sorry if I've been staring. You know, you look just like my son who died recently,' she said.
'I am sorry for your loss,' the young man replied, 'Is there anything I can do for you?'
'Well, as I'm leaving, can you please just say: "Goodbye, mother!" It would make me feel so much better,' she replied timidly and gave him a sweet smile.
'Sure, I can,' the young guy promised.
As she gathered her bags and left, he called out, 'Goodbye, mother!'
Stepping up to the counter, the guy saw that his total amount to pay was about $150 higher than it should be.
'That amount is wrong,' he complained, 'I only have a few groceries!'
'Oh, your mother has just said that you would pay for her,' explained the cashier.
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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her driving license. He gets it, and says, 'Lady, you should be wearing glasses.'
The lady answers, 'You know, I have contacts.'
The policeman replies, 'I do not care who you know, you are getting a ticket!'
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Did you know that a Polish kamikaze flew 37 successful missions?
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Q: What were the gangster's last words?
A: Who the heck put that violin in my violin case?
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A wife and a husband were at a fancy party chatting with some friends when the topic of marriage counseling came up.
'Oh, we will never ever seek marriage counseling. Me and my husband are in a great relationship,' the wife explained. 'He was a communications major in college. As for me, I majored in theater arts. Therefore he has outstanding communication skills, and I just act like I'm listening to him.'
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A squirrel is chilling on a sunny day on a yellow lemon tree branch when a bee flies to him. 'What are you doing, squirrel?' the bee asks.
'I am here to eat some nice red apples.'
'But this is a yellow lemon tree.'
'I know, I brought my own apples.'
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The reception of the Portsmouth hotel got a call from their French guest. He wanted room service for some pepper.
The concierge asked politely, 'White pepper, or black pepper?'
The French Guest replied, 'Toilette pepper!'
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Two fat chaps walked into the bar.
'Your round,' said the first one.
'So are you,' replied the second.
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When the husband came home, his wife was crying on the coach.
'Your mother still makes personal insults,' she sobbed.
'My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation in India?' the husband asked.
'I know, I know. But this morning a letter arrived addressed to you. I opened it because I was so curious.'
'And? What was the personal insult in that?'
'At the end of the letter it was written: "PS. Dear Sonja, when you have finished reading this letter, do not forget to give it to my son."
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